Stooks in the Morning

Andy Dick and Damon Wayans have said the "n" word.

Lance Bass has not broken up with his boyfriend. And they don't have an "open relationship." From Lance's MySpace: "What the hell does that mean anyway? I mean I think I know what that means...and if it is...then the answer is def NO!"

Betty White still signs autographs.

"Aren't you the one from Stop! Or my mom will shoot?"

Posted by Matt Stooks at 4:28 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

I got home early enough to catch Inside Edition today.

I left the TV quite satisfied and with some fun audio for the show.

A great tease about Britney's new look.

The payoff is even better. Britney hands off her glass of wine and starts her car. But for some reason they lead with "Britney's got a new hat!"

Here's an awkward sentence about that face transplant woman from a year ago.

There was a really odd story about some faith healer.

Sounds like he's Superman.

How he got his powers.

His grandma wouldn't lie.

There was a story about some girl who constantly falls asleep.

Hear about her "handful of medications."

I feel bad that I laughed out loud at this.

This isn't from Inside Edition, but it's pretty funny.

Posted by Matt Stooks at 5:49 PM | Permalink | Comments | links to this post

Tuesday, November 28, 2006